Macupa

I AM  not a farmer; don't look at me as if I'm about to uproot (sorry for this pun!) you and position your bum on the hot seat! Look at me in a very cute dog way!
       The jeepney liner was stalling for awhile; the driver's plan was to wait for noon passengers. I did not become impatient or tinker my fone during the "alley" time. Perhaps, my soul wanted me to catch one slice (another pun again! whoa!!!) of reality. After a second, my soul had achieved HIS thrust: I saw this nursing student munching macupa on the other jeepney liner!
       Soul poked my mind: Eat fruits!
       When I arrived: The main character of a famous TV drama was asking for "apples" and I went, like: OH shoot, I have ponkans in my bag!
       Look: I am happy when teenagers nosh on fruits, but I AM SEETHING with dismay (and anathema!) when they invite me over their plastic snacks! Have you ever heard of carrots before?
       Macupa in English is Malay apple or rose apple!