blog and its cast

Before I mind the cooking life of my two tiny potatoes downstairs ( to the fussy imaginatives, don't give your one star yet, of course, I haven't forgotten my mayonnaise! ), here I am: giving some lines for my blog.
      My mortal enemy--I mean--my great friend, Amyapolis La Buena (In grammar, is this what you call an appostive? Yes, Garfield, Miu-miu, and Tansan, an appositive with a subject!), has encouraged me ("tequila" moments or "no-tequila" moments) to make a blog, like, we were talking about a particular thing and boom! Koi, you should make your own BLOG! and I was,like, happy and feeling empowered--because of its creativity part, as if you are building Rome again; or wiping out the next lot (with majestic mango trees and seen-better-days automobile showroom) for my next branch of shopping mall!
       Welcome to my blog! Amy, this is it! Thanks big for the big encouragement (no appositive, please!) and...ohshoot! what about my potatoes downstairs?